inconsequence: (❤ seen before on this earth)
the littlest edgelord ([personal profile] inconsequence) wrote in [personal profile] sodder 2019-01-01 06:41 am (UTC)

[They're rather certain that they're older than seven, but they can't say in earnest. They don't know their birthday, let alone their exact age. Either way, they're not about to start splitting hairs with him over that.]

I see. You need me to make it easier for you.

[Perhaps punching a child is considered bad form. What about punching an attempted murderer?]

[Watch your legs, Michael; they might not have a great deal of reach, but they'd kind of like to know if your femoral artery bleeds the same way as the rest of you.]

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