[Michael lets out a short burst of laughter. Which is probably rude. But they're being rude too, so.]
You're serious? I'm a demon. We are literally a cosmic stain. Before humans came around, we used to get together and try to make stars collapse, because usually an angel would come along and be all offended about it, and then if you were lucky you could catch them in the black hole. You know that big one, out in Canes Venatici?
[...wait, no, they probably don't. Also that's not a great story in retrospect. Michael waves it off.
I'm not even lying, it's at the top of wikipedia's "supermassive black hole" list and I was like "oops that's coincidental"]
Not important. Point is. You might have some shitty ape instincts bouncing around in there, but you're not inherently evil. Anyone who says otherwise is probably trying to avoid feeling responsible for whatever they did.
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[Michael lets out a short burst of laughter. Which is probably rude. But they're being rude too, so.]
You're serious? I'm a demon. We are literally a cosmic stain. Before humans came around, we used to get together and try to make stars collapse, because usually an angel would come along and be all offended about it, and then if you were lucky you could catch them in the black hole. You know that big one, out in Canes Venatici?
[...wait, no, they probably don't. Also that's not a great story in retrospect. Michael waves it off.
I'm not even lying, it's at the top of wikipedia's "supermassive black hole" list and I was like "oops that's coincidental"]Not important. Point is. You might have some shitty ape instincts bouncing around in there, but you're not inherently evil. Anyone who says otherwise is probably trying to avoid feeling responsible for whatever they did.