I'm a musician. I've had to listen to theatre snobs prattle on for a bloody eternity. You'd be surprised how much they can pull out of their arse. If some evil mastermind can't do the same then I can't be impressed. [He also had to listen to his awful dad for way too long and the man was a politician. That counts for Cain.]

Unless you mean new ways of torture. My knowledge of torture is limited to what's done in the bed. [Shameless.]