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Aʟɪsᴛᴀɪʀ Tʜᴇɪʀɪɴ ([personal profile] wittyoneliner) wrote in [personal profile] sodder 2018-12-30 11:18 pm (UTC)

Alistair Theirin: Baby Potato / Dragon Age

here lies the abyss a decade too soon (arrival);

[ Alistair isn't dreaming.

Yes, he knows the letter says he is but he's been ensconced in the welcoming arms of Fade Trickery before and this isn't it. For one, he's fairly sure he wouldn't be doubting it -- rather, he'd be in the middle of a delightful tea party with Duncan and his parents right now, sharing a laugh over scones. Not wandering a strange town clutching a basket.

All that said, he figures he should still keep his guard up -- you know, just in case -- so when he finally encounters another person he doesn't drop to his knees and thank the maker that he isn't alone in this generally not-too-terrible-so-far-really hellscape. Instead, he shouts at them. ]


You there!

[ To his credit, he does initially paint a pretty flawless picture of your standard Fantasy Hero save for the basket-clutching. He even seems for a moment like he might have an incredibly impressive follow-up until his eyes narrow into slits, almost theatrically suspicious. ]

I'll give you one chance: say something a demon definitely wouldn't.

[ Ah, perhaps he should have gone with the classic "Fade demons say what?". Missed opportunities. ]

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