( She tenses, a jolt of it across her upper back that lasts only a moment before she makes herself relax, rolls her shoulders. )

Well, shit, talk about an ice breaker. Usually I ask someone their favourite colour and how they like their coffee to ease into conversation.

( A huff, and she stretches to crackle her back. ) Dunno. Never mentioned it if I am. You reckon maybe a stork didn't bring me after all?