Would you prefer Alistair the Perpetually Celibate?
[ ... that’s not the threat it sounds like, promise! If it were she would look more threatening about it, instead of like, giggly. ]
Perpetually Pious, perhaps. Or Perpetually Preoccupied with Jam.
[ She’s just. Going to take this jar away from him, on that note. And as per(petually) previous mention then using her fingers, since they’re equally spready and less stabby. Waltzing quickly away from how pornographic this is starting to sound, she offers Alistair a now adequately bejammed biscuit. ]
From Tevinter, you say? I do hope he’s not in the market for a slave.
[ Since like, look, the only people Neria has ever encountered from Tevinter, including other elves, have been all OOH, into the crate you go! It’s not exactly encouraging in terms of assuming they aren’t uniformly terrible. ]
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[ ... that’s not the threat it sounds like, promise! If it were she would look more threatening about it, instead of like, giggly. ]
Perpetually Pious, perhaps. Or Perpetually Preoccupied with Jam.
[ She’s just. Going to take this jar away from him, on that note. And as per(petually) previous mention then using her fingers, since they’re equally spready and less stabby. Waltzing quickly away from how pornographic this is starting to sound, she offers Alistair a now adequately bejammed biscuit. ]
From Tevinter, you say? I do hope he’s not in the market for a slave.
[ Since like, look, the only people Neria has ever encountered from Tevinter, including other elves, have been all OOH, into the crate you go! It’s not exactly encouraging in terms of assuming they aren’t uniformly terrible. ]