[ Wh—oh. Oh. A lightbulb appears above her head, figuratively. They don’t have lightbulbs in Dragon Age. ]
Did he say it all flat and dry and brittle, like so?
She does an incredibly good impression of Alistair’s deadpan here. ]
“Yes, hello, I’m Alistair, a slack jawed fool. Drooling in my smallclothes on the Chantry steps, that’s me. Oh, if only I could find my own arse with both hands and a map,” et cetera, et cetera?
[In like, her normal voice: ]
If that’s the case, I can personally promise he was joking. He does that. In fact, I suspect you may be the first person in all Thedas to take even most of what he says seriously. Is that how the two of you got off on what seems to be four wrong feet between you?
[ She’s genuinely curious, and would like to resolve this besides; it’s a weird place, they’re all Thedosian, might as well at least try to keep the peace. ]
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Did he say it all flat and dry and brittle, like so?
She does an incredibly good impression of Alistair’s deadpan here. ]
“Yes, hello, I’m Alistair, a slack jawed fool. Drooling in my smallclothes on the Chantry steps, that’s me. Oh, if only I could find my own arse with both hands and a map,” et cetera, et cetera?
[In like, her normal voice: ]
If that’s the case, I can personally promise he was joking. He does that. In fact, I suspect you may be the first person in all Thedas to take even most of what he says seriously. Is that how the two of you got off on what seems to be four wrong feet between you?
[ She’s genuinely curious, and would like to resolve this besides; it’s a weird place, they’re all Thedosian, might as well at least try to keep the peace. ]