Oh, I'm sure of it. But not me. I've got a friend that'll be apt to adopt one if he gets close enough, and another that'll charm anything with four legs and fur. Odds're pretty good you'll find at least a few people who've engaged. As long as you stay on their good side — follow the rules, I mean — they seem to kinda keep to themselves. Same with the deer, but maybe that's just when I'm 'round. They're always leavin' gifts, too.

[ He sets down his cards — two low-end pairs — and then sits back to wait out the verdict. ]

I like the dogs. They like the treats. And they do good delivery, too — always to the right person.